The Most Sought-After Porn in China: Choking Back Rage and Chickens

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PornMD has an interesting infographic feature in which you can research the various top 10 searched terms on this porn site for the past six months as organized by regions throughout the world.  So while you can find out if your neighbors share the same kinks as you, this provides so amateur sexual anthropological study in what constitutes a pervert in other countries around the world.

There are no details listed and it may be difficult to qualify any of these findings as being scientifically accurate, but it’s interesting enough to take a spin around to world to wonder what other people in other countries masturbate to, and some of the answers may be surprising (#6 in Vietnam: Traci Lords – fellas, she’s moved on to a successful acting career, you know…)

China’s list of top searched items for porn catagories is rather vanilla – unless you look at what is #1:

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China doesn’t have any kind of a porn industry, and does look to Japan for being the industry leader here; and yet, either because of this or inspite of things they want to spam the turkey baister with, PornMD tells us that the top searched item for Chinese connoiseurs of the other kind of “greasing the palm” in China is for “Japanese”.

For shame, my countrymen: is there no saluting the flag when you are “saluting the flag”?

As said, these lists turn up some surprising things, such as South Korea turns out to be more hardcore than Japan (#5, #9, and #10: wha?), but for the human chowder soup mix chuffers of these countries, they’re interested in keeping it homegrown:

porn infographic pornmd search terms topOther Asian countries are all similarly seeking out their own culture as a means to donate patriotic contributions of wadded tissue paper:

porn infographic pornmd search terms topAccording to the infographic, only Cambodia (korean sex (gay)) and Pakistan (indian sex video (gay)) follow China in not having itself as the top search item for porn.  Again, this may just be an indicator of how China is bereft of porn, but the fact here remains: China is red in the face and gripped with clenched fists when it comes to Japan, but it’s also with clenched toes.

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  • http://soundcloud.com/starhawk-1 Little Wolf

    I’ve heard about groups of Chinese guys going to Japan on business totally stoked about the opportunity to grudge-fuck Japanese prostitutes only to find the same Anhui hookers they can find in a pink-light salon near any police station in China. Damn…..what a let-down :(

    • http://sinopathic.com/ terroir

      Still, the Chinese search terms are pretty vanilla as compared to S Korea, which is just, “Whoa…”

      Even Japan looks saintly next to that.

      • mr.wiener

        Hmmm, “Shit”, “toilet”, “shitting” what’s up with that then? Also of interest “rape” in searches in India and Malaysia.
        Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll go back to my default search preference: Hairy mature dwarf in diapers.

        • http://soundcloud.com/starhawk-1 Little Wolf

          Sure, they’re fun. But I prefer hairy mature dwarf hermaphrodites in diapers, myself.